IT’S A CRAZY WORLD WE LIVE IN
I WENT TO THE STORE
TO GET SOME BACON
MY BRAND NEW CAR
WAS TOWED AWAY
SO I WALKED ON HOME
AND SPRAINED MY ANKLE
OYE WHAT A LOUSY DAY
IT’S A CRAZY WORLD
THAT WE LIVE IN
WE DO OUR BEST
THE WORLD KEEPS SPINNIN
IT’S A CRAZY WORLD
WE JUST MUDDLE THROUGH
IT’S JUST WHAT WE DO
I WENT TO WORK
LAST MONDAY
THERE WAS NO ONE THERE
IT WAS ALL BOARDED UP
SO I HEADED HOME
STOPPED FOR A COLD ONE
OYE WHAT A LOUSY DAY
(CHORUS)
I GOT UP
THE NEXT MORNING
I LOOKED AROUND
AND THERE WAS NOBODY THERE
YES SHE LEFT A NOTE
SAYIN THAT SHE LEFT ME
OYE WHAT A LOUSY DAY